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Creamy
Wet- Anderson her life.

about me
Hey,my name is Creamy Anderson.I was born October 16, 1876 in a Unknown country. My parents were very poor and abandon me so, i mostly lived with "Grandpa Wetty" in America. At primary school i was bullied a lot anytime somebody wanted to try me i will become very violent. I would slap all the kids i hate and also the teacher. When i was 18 i became a famous homophobic you-tuber. I got creamy anorexia and stopped eating chicken and then i got diabetes for eating 2 pizza and well that's my life. During life i looked into my past thinking the old me is just wired and gay but now i am more than Jake Paul cause he need some milk. Sometimes i fell like getting a whole bag of weed and shoving it into my mouth before i use a "Uzi" gun to shoot my butt yummy.
What we do
whats happening today: Daily blog 1✨🍔🤩
7/9/18
New day for Creamy Anderson. She is about to get
ready with you on an amazing adventure. She is,
coming to Adelaide (Australia) on November the 6th
2018. If you want to see her in Adelaide buy your
creamy tickets at the local Woolworth supermarkets.






Good news
Today i met Beyonc'e at the VMA music awards 2018. When she saw me she said; ''are you that cat named creamy Anderson" and i said; "yes". She said; ''how was my date with Peppa pig'' and i said; ''its great". I said its very hard to kiss her because she has a big ass nose that blocks my mouth is so, annoying so i just slap her in the face and say? '' Hi i'm Creamy Anderson MEOW".

why u bullying me Areamy Anderson?
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